Saturday, November 12, 2011

mr president?

what it is: amazingly blatant
where i found it: the newspaper

This guy is a real hero. He goes around groping women. He somehow talks his job into paying them off to shut up. Then he claims he doesn't remember them. When they bug him again he gets his lawyer to publicly say that they better be careful because embarrassing things about their past will be dug up and given to the press. And that it's the press's fault for bringing all this up in the first place. And that he wants to be president. And people go for it. As of yesterday he's at the top of the polls. God Bless America.

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