what it is: impaled northern moonforest
where i found it: the same questionable heroes who brought you AxCx.
Apparently this band was born in the middle of the night when the awake members of AxCx wanted to start a black metal band but didn't want to wake up their housemate. The vocals are whispered, the guitar is not plugged in and the drums are supposedly a guy tapping his hands on the side of a mattress, but it sounds surprisingly like true, evil black metal. The name Impaled Northern Moonforest really makes me laugh. A lot.
Here's their hit Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North.