what it is: no parmesan on your parmesan
where i found it: subway
There are few eating choices in the neighborhood where I work (exceptions include several combination fried chicken/chinese food/pizza places with bulletproof glass surrounding the employees and a Dominican fish steam table with a health grade of C), so yesterday I opted for Subway, as they were advertising a delicious looking Eggplant Parmesan hero. When it came time for the cheese the little Indian man politely asked me if I would like cheddar, provolone or Swiss. I said it's an eggplant parmesan, so I'd like parmesan and he looked at me like I was an asshole. They don't carry that.