what it is: my neighbor the cannibal cop
where i found it: work
When I showed up to work last Thursday they had the street blocked off and news crews were everywhere. It turns out one of the cops from the precinct next door to my office, who I saw on the block form time, time had plans to become a cannibal. And he appeared to be a perfectly nice guy. You can read about him here. His name is Gilberto.
Oh yeah, and there's a big hurricane coming.