what it is: a banana slicer
where i found it: mr. a. dubin of new jersey
Some time ago I posted about a wolf shirt that had received thousands of unbelievable reviews on Amazon (e.g. "since wearing this shirt I can control stop lights with my mind"). Similarly, there's a gallon of milk that reviewers have been raving about (e.g. "one day I was just walking around outside when a strange looking man walked up and put me in a bag"). Now there's also a banana slicer in the same boat that's come to my attention (e.g. "it slices my banana in color"). Each is worth spending at a least a few minutes with.