Wednesday, February 27, 2013

dinner time Q & A

what it is: dinner time Q & A
where i found it: my household

Here are some excerpts from dinner time conversation with my kid last night:

Q: How did you and mommy make me?

A: Uh, we put together some special ingredients.

Q: How did I get into mommy's belly if she didn't eat me?

A: Uh, i'll tell you later.

Q: What does God look like?

A: You can't see him.

Q: Is God clear?

A: [silence]

Q: Can you tell me the story of Jesus?

A: Well, the Bible says he was half God and half human.

Q: Did he look like Two Face [the Batman villain]?