what it is: the moonies
where i found it: child hood fears
When I was a child my mother warned me about the Moonies, a cult that would kidnap and brainwash you. I pictured giggling maniacs with moons for heads coming in the night to my bedroom and pouring laundry detergent into my ear before stuffing me in a bag.
Now I see that the reality is actually much worse: MOONIES